I've never been so popular as I am today. My views are important. Everyone cares what I think. Usually it is someone with a foreign accent wanting to know about the primary and how I will vote. I usually hang up.
Enter Kenny. Tonight. The phone rings. I hear him giggling.
"Hey who are you on the phone with," I ask.
"No one," he says.
I am suspicious and look around the corner. He has a sh** eating grin on his face as he pushes buttons on the phone.
"Are you actually taking part in a political poll?" I ask.
Turns out a 25-year-old conservative hispanic male lives at my house and plans to vote for Huckabee...
Just goes to show don't believe everything you see in the polls.